Here at Maple Lake Academy, we hear many things throughout the halls, here are just a few of our most hilarious!

“Do you need some help right now?” “Yes, I dire need help!”

“I have a disturbing feeling that this is what it feels like to go to prom and not want to dance with the person that brought you.”

“But Oprah is terrible and Jodi is not”

“I know it looks like I’m doing nothing, but at a molecular level I’m actually quite busy.”

Completing a word search from MaryLynn, Student A: “This word search has NO rhyme or reason!!” Student B: “That’s women for you.”

“You can’t quit me, I’m like air; you can’t live without me”

“I’m always hungry, I’m in the throngs of puberty”

“My training for therapists would be: ‘emotions are the worst, but sometimes you have to listen to people talk about them’” 

“It’s not being rigid if you’re right, Stephen!”

Group of boys huddled, snickering near a whiteboard with a marker in hand: “Hahaha Revenge!” “No! Stop! The joke’s not insulting if it’s spelled wrong, then it’s just stupid!”

We adore our students here at Maple Lake. They keep us laughing.